Time is said to be leaking out of the kitchen in a Columbus, Ohio apartment. The bemused housewife commented, “I suspected something was up when my time saving devices stopped saving me time. I knew it when they started adding time to my food preparations.” Scientists have analyzed the area and propose that the overwhelming mass of the kitchen utilities seem to have come together with such density as to form an anomaly akin to a black hole, able to suck the very essence of time into their matrix. “I don’t see what the fuss is about, ” claims one disbeliever. “Its obvious that she just has too many gadgets for her small counter and storage space.” However, the scientists claim that the additive effect of so many efficient devices should continue to save time, even when out of space. “You can’t go wrong with a microwave, a stand mixer, a rice cooker, and a food processor on one six foot square section of counter space.” Mrs. Barkeloo points out that she would have had her pasta maker, magic bullet, and blender on the counter top as well, but she ran out of places to plug them in, so put them under the sink for storage.
News Alert: Housewife discovers time anomaly in kitchen
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